Stupid Church Signs
Andrew on Monday August 21, 2006 at 9:07 pm
This isn’t a collection of things from the internet, these are signs that I have witnessed while driving in odd places primarly in Indiana. I think I’ll start with an exception, and this one I’ll credit to the church displaying it because it always impressed me as a great example of service IN culture: 1. Faith Apostolic Church / Carmel, Indiana "Free Coffee Fridays 7am-9am drive through" I wonder how many people drive through for a completely non-threatening cup of joe from Faith Apostolic. I don’t know their theology but the sign were GOOD. Someday I’ll review the coffee too.
And now for the Hall of Shame and Puke:
- "Forbidden fruit creates many jams". What…is there a book published with this rotten cheese in it? Oh wait! THERE IS!
- "Feed your faith and starve your doubt."
- "Heaven? deal or no deal."
- "Prayer: your wireless access to God."
- "Jesus is the Guiding Light for the Young and the Restless."
- "A day hemmed with prayer is less likely to unravel!"
- to be continued…
